Evil Cheez presents... The Trial of the Rook

Rated PG-13: Christmas, 1940. As Christmas carols and the tinkling of bells waft through the air, The Rook, the world's most infamous master criminal, has been apprehended and is standing trial for murder! His real name has been revealed - Judas Ackery - and his conviction by year's end seems a certainty. While this would appear to be a cause for public celebration to the public at large, there are those who remain concerned that perhaps this, too, is all some nefarious scheme on the part of The Rook.